Tooth Fairy a.k.a. Virtually Identical
Of Myths & Men: Episode 23, the only podcast that records using a video only microphone. This week we discuss the Tooth Fairy. The expert this week is Adam.
Description
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The Tooth Fairy is a fantasy figure of early childhood in Western and Western-influenced cultures. So basically in America because we're the only country in the west. When a child's false teeth fall out, a child must place it under their pillow as payment to the Tooth Fairy. If they don't, the Tooth Fairy will proceed to rip the rest of the child's teeth out, even if some of them are their real adult teeth. The Tooth Fairy always knows when a tooth falls out. The Tooth Fairy leaves its calling card in the form of a crisp hundred dollar bill (or an amount equivalent in other currencies, keeping up on exchange rates) since money means nothing to it.
There was once a tradition in England where children were supposed to burn their baby teeth to save them from hardship in the afterlife, because if they didn't burn them, they'd spend their ENTIRE afterlife looking for their baby teeth. The country became filled with ghosts because of this, leading pilgrims to escape the country and found America.
The Tooth Fairy is described as looking like a lumberjack with wings, boobs, beard, and a necklace of teeth, hundreds of them layered atop one another. It doesn't wear clothes as it doesn't believe in them.
Abilities
The Tooth Fairy is kinda strong, it can take on a family of three relatively easily. It can also fly and has a Detoother Wand that can be used to knock one's teeth right out of their mouth.
Tale
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Staniel is a 5 year old boy, terrified of losing his first tooth. In his fear, he burns the tooth to try to keep the Tooth Fairy away. This does not work, and in the Tooth Fairy's anger he knocked the teeth out of Staniel and his family's mouths.
Fight Club
| Tooth Fairy: | Adam |
|---|---|
| Griffin: | Dylan |
| Moderator: | Velija |
Statsheets
| Strength (1-10) | Speed (1-10) | Intelligence (1-10) | Durability (1-10) | Total (of 40) | Vulnerabilities | Special |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 16 | Sugar, Soda | Detoother Wand |
| Strength (1-10) | Speed (1-10) | Intelligence (1-10) | Durability (1-10) | Total (of 40) | Vulnerabilities | Special |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 16 | Pure Metal, #WeakBeaks | Healing Others |
The Fight
Ep fight details.
Winner: Griffin.
