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| − | The Minotaur is a half-bull, half-man creature that is dumb but strong. It premiered in episode 14, [[Minotaur a.k.a. Magic Miguel]] | + | The Minotaur is a half-bull, half-man creature that is dumb but strong. It premiered in episode 14, [[Minotaur a.k.a. Magic Miguel]]. |
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The Minotaur is a half-bull, half-man creature that is dumb but strong. It premiered in episode 14, Minotaur a.k.a. Magic Miguel.
Description
Minotaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuurrrrrr! The Minotaur is described to have the body of a bull and the head of a man, or vice versa, or really any combination of bull and man that is most to your fancy. They always have the cock of a Sir Elton John, and the forearms of a late 20's divorcee. It is created when you get a real sexy lady and a real horny bull and, well, they fuck. It's similar to those horse shows in Mexico, I know you know what we're talking about.
The Minotaur resides in a labyrinth in Knossos, Greece. When English kids go on holiday, they often like to go to the labyrinth and fuck with the Minotaur because it can't find its way out.
"Look at that fuck, he can't even get out of this maze. What is he, Kevin from the Office?"
-Quote from William Kingsley, year 13.
The Minotaur is best known for its incredible strength and speed, however is pretty weak to all things that a bull or a man would be weak to. Pretty smile, the color red, you get it. They typically feast on humans for nourishment, especially attractive ones, but being trapped in a labyrinth, you can't get too picky with that kind of stuff.
Abilities
It is incredibly strong, has sharp horns, and is crazy aggressive in its attacks with seemingly infinite reserves of stamina. He could go on for days.
On the flip side, it is about the dumbest mother fucker you've ever seen. He can't get out of a maze...He's always hungry and over aggressive.
Tale
After he ascended the throne of the island of Crete, Minos competed with his brothers to rule. Minos prayed to Poseidon, the sea god, to send him a snow-white bull, as a sign of support (the Cretan Bull). He was to kill the bull to show honor to the deity, but decided to keep it instead because of its beauty. He thought Poseidon would not care if he kept the white bull and sacrificed one of his own.
To punish Minos, Poseidon made Pasiphaë, Minos's wife, fall deeply in love with the bull. Pasiphaë had the craftsman Daedalus make a hollow wooden cow, and climbed inside of it in order to mate with the white bull. The offspring was the monstrous Minotaur. Pasiphaë nursed him, but he grew and became ferocious; being the unnatural offspring of a woman and a beast, he had no natural source of nourishment and thus devoured humans for sustenance. Minos, after getting advice from the oracle at Delphi, had Daedalus construct a gigantic labyrinth to hold the Minotaur. Its location was Minos' palace in Knossos.
Statistics
Basic human in solid physical and mental form represents about a 3 in the numbered stats.
| Strength (1-10) | 6 |
|---|---|
| Speed (1-10) | 6 |
| Intelligence (1-10) | 1 |
| Durability (1-10) | 5 |
| Vulnerabilities | Dumb, Hungry, Mazes |
| Special | Big Dick, Sharp Horns, Infinite Stamina |
Fight Club Results
| Battle | Result | Episode |
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| vs. Manananggal and Striga | Loss | 14 |
